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The Eye by Drunk Rant Jessica Alba makes blind people hot

February 9th 2009 23:09
The Eye Drunk Rant


Blind violinist Sydney Wells aka Jessica Alba in real life undergoes a corneal transplant to restore her sight.... What makes blind people super great at everything else? I think thats not always the case. But apparently if we lose one sense then one of the others is sure to become super natural. That's why as of last night after I had consumed lots of alcohol and past in and out of watching The Eye I went on to cut my ears off and now have the ability to see through walls.

Seriously, this movie started out well. It had my attention and that was helped by Jess. However, there was a point when it was going nowhere and really lost me. It doesn't take long to understand that her new eyes are making her see things. In fact, I think I knew that before I started watching.
Hey, I am not the sorta person who has only bad things to say about any movie I watch, but I didn't make it through this one and It went back in the mail for return without checking to see how it ended. Now I know this probably doesn't happen to most of you but when it's late and the drink is flowing you need something to keep it interesting. I coulda missed that one big twist, but it just didn't seem like it was gonna be that great. Fill me in if you think otherwise...

As for my drink of choice... We Last night was my signature Grapefruit and Vodka, so lets keep it at that.

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Comment by Cibbuano

February 10th 2009 22:44
ha!

funny stuff... I didn't like this movie, though. I thought it was rather bland and they turned the ending into a feelgood Hollywood experience.

I did appreciate how good Alba looks in a T-shirt, eating ice cream though...

Comment by Jake 5

February 13th 2009 06:33
Thanks for letting me know I was ok with the return... And hey this is a great time to let everyone know I don't endorse drinking as a way of life. I just happen to not live without drinking. It's a condition.

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